Stranded is an awesome film. If more movies were like this, I might actually enjoy more movies than I do. And God bless Netflix streaming – it’s better than sliced bread. After almost being turned off from the movie by the nearly unanimous poor reviews, I luckily remembered that most Netflix reviewers are (apparently) 12 year old idiots with shit for brains suffering from mental illnesses of one sort or another, and I took a chance. Thank God! Yes, there are some dubious plot points, and the low budget shows from time to time, but who cares? Give me plot over fancy effects or props any day. The slow pace is another thing that seems to have offended our poor retarded brethren reviewers at Netflix. To me, a presentation which is full and rich is superior to a runny, watered down, rushed, explosion packed bacteria laden diarrhea every time – and this movie plods along at just such a rich pace as to allow one to absorb the situation in all its desolate glory. So go watch it today – unless you can’t pay attention for more than two minutes at a time without an explosion and a loud soundtrack to keep you focused… But then, if that was you, you probably wouldn’t still be reading this, would you?